you're sat's dont mean a thing

Your SAT’s Don’t Mean a Thing

They are only going to help for a short fling.

Or, a long one if you choose,

But to do that stay away from booze…

Unless it is a beautiful affair.

Like tonight with all the unseen birds and crickets harmonizing the air!

Nothing could really have gone wrong,

No one cared about whether or not anyone was wearing a thong.

There was Big Jim, Weathered Wil, and No-Nonsense Nick;

Laughing at the time they were having with only an orange and a stick.

The scene was truly something to behold,

And so it was only meant to be told.

Bags of purple weigh down,

So it is best for a night away from the town.

For more reasons than one,

Besides having already had plenty of fun,

Sometimes, it is a good thing,

To just, not flap your wings.

It is a hard concept to be understood.

Because, from a young age, you kept going like the little engine that could.

But go a head and give it a try,

I promise you will not die.

What to listen to for bed is always a tough task;

No matter what though, don't hit the flask.

-jared a muscat