Those Pests

Those pests,
Who keep you from a good night's rest;
They nip at you during lunch,
And they do nothing but munch, munch, munch!
It’s a pesky fuckin' group.
Most people look at them as poop.
Well they do provide the fertilizer don't they?
Good call, but wait a second they don't pay!
For what,
I don't exactly know, but lets find out and nip them in the but!
This town is not big enough for all of us.
Trust us, we talked to an expert named Gus.
He works over at the lab,
By the house of the singer from Gift of Gab.
He is pretty smart we have been told,
And we can trust those who told us, because they are wise and old;
And if you are wise and old, then you are most certainly correct.
So, we can be care free, let’s go out and get wrecked!


-Jared A Muscat
23 July 2009